 - Elliot: "My life is a mess!" - J.D.: "At least you're pretty." - Elliot: "Yeah, well, pretty don't pay the rent!" - Carla: "It does for my sister." - Elliot: "Oh, my God, your sister's a prostitute?" - Carla: "She's a model. Come on, Elliot, we talked about thinking before we speak."
- "So, now... why'd you finally agree to marry Gandhi?" - "Well, he's amazing in bed... and he has an awesome CD collection." - "Seriously, what got you to the point where you weren't scared any more?" - "Please! I'm still terrified! I mean, good luck finding a pen cap at the nurses' station. Know why?" - "Why?" - "Ate 'em all." - "Sounds like good roughage to me."
- J.D.: "Ooh, Dr. Cox, can I ask you something?" - Dr. Cox: "The answer is yes, it was me who saw you doing leg lifts in the gym on that inflatable ball. It was quite the display of girl power."
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